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Hey everyone. I didn’t really want to make this post, I don’t like calling people out on things, but I think you guys oughta know Golfinho has been ripping off me and some other artists (Ansel, Aztraz and Catoblepas)

My good friend Zekey already talked about how Ansel got ripped off by Golfinho here:
http://zekeyspaceylizard.tumblr.com/post/151911544805/so-this-cartoon-while-lovely-and-cute-and

Here are some of the things he copied from me, lo and behold:

another thing he drew based on the same scene:

He has been doing this for quite some time, and I already contacted Golfinho before. I asked him to stop this shit, and he hasn’t. It’s a shame because he’s not a bad animator himself and should not have to rely on copying other people’s work.

Thank you for your time, and that would be all.

Thank Ohrmazd, I finally got a functional twitter account!
I know you've all been waiting for this!


That would be all
Also I wanted my April Fool's joke bumped off my profile page

Ladies and gentlemen, we live in politically turbulent times and parties left and right are abusing this chaotic situation to slowly take away our freedoms.
What is a man to do in this whirlwind of conflicting ideologies?
I no longer wish to be “above” it all, sneering at everyone like a cowardly fence-sitter. The time to take action is now! And one can only take action by adhering to an existing political body, now is not the time nor the place for individualism.

Hence I have decided to defend my beliefs as a LIBERTINE from the jaws of the establishment. And how shall I do this, you’re probably wondering?
Simple, I hereby abandon my career as an animator and devote myself to the most noble and divine of professions, I shall become a political cartoonist.

This will become quite a task for me, however, because being a political cartoonist is probably the most challenging task within the creative industry. You must brilliantly analyze the current zeitgeist and political flow, and contextualize it with brilliant visual gags to make your truth bombs stick in the minds of the hoi poloi.
Imagine if there were no people on this globe sitting comfortably on their buttocks, telling other people what to think, through cartoons, blogs and youtube videos. Without these noble warriors society would surely collapse!

And to quote John Wilmot; “I have to speak my mind. Because what is in my mind is always more interesting than what is happening in the world outside my mind.”

So here is my first political cartoon of many:

By Bacchus and Eros, I feel like I’m born anew. I know the intellectual brilliant and magnificent deconstruction of the contemporary zeitgeist and the authoritarian rule of displaced moralism pictured above may be a tough pill to swallow for those who have not yet been enlightened by the ecole de libertinage, but it MUST BE DONE.

TOGETHER WE CAN CHANGE THE FUTURE!
EXCELSIOR

Hey guys!
I'm doing another question round on muh tumblr.
Go check it out!

I've also been working a lot on a SECRET PROJECT alongside anusboy the movie
The stop-motion puppets I've been uploading pictures of here should give you some hints what its about.
Also, here's some cavewoman titties:

 

Hey everyone!
The Anusboy: The Movie preview I showed off at Pico Day is now on Newgrounds!
Check it out!

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/678462

Hey there m80s
I will go to the NEWGROUNDS OFFICE PARTY at PICO DAY this year!
I'm super hyped for this!

Also, I will be showing a SNEAK PREVIEW of ANUSBOY THE MOVIE there
Don't miss it!

IMPORTANT NEWS

Hello everyone, I have something very important to share with you.
This isn’t easy for me to tell you, so please be understanding.
As an angry young man, I always thought that being an artist meant expressing your individual feelings, fears, desires, and whatnot. Lately I have come to the conclusion that is a selfish and narcissist way of looking at things.

I thought, “If I make something I like, someone else will probably like it too”, how naive that was of me, to think me and my audience were of the same species.

An artist should never, ever, express himself as an individual, he is but a servant to the masses, to educate and lecture them, to make sure they are on the right side of history. He must realize that there are things that should not be joked about, or talked about, or thought about. You see, art is a magical thing that can brainwash anyone who isn’t the artist into doing horrible things. We should be careful with it!

I’m starting a new chapter in my life! This day shall be known as the day that I abandon drawing trips to the subconscious or battles with inner demons! No longer will I choose to shock and offend my fragile, precious viewers!
No longer will people refuse to hire me because of my social media or my work being too gross and entartet! I am the new me!

That’s why I will throw away all the work I did for Anusboy the Movie! That’s right, I’m cancelling that problematic and toxic piece! I had worked on it for years, but it’s not too late to realize the error of my ways. Instead I will be working with some other artists on tumblr on a new series!
Ladies and gentlemen, and those who do not identify to anything within our oppressive gender binary hegemony, I present to you:

MAGICAL RAINBOW SEXUAL MINORITY

Any resemblance to earlier characters of mine is purely coincidental!

I’d also like to apologize for any hurtful statements I’ve made towards midgets, albinos, Papuas, clinical lycanthropes, Bob Saget fetishists and your mother.

Thank you for your time!

Heyho!

I just made a fancy patreon page with a fancy video

https://www.patreon.com/user?u=2902097&ty=h

I have no idea about what kind of rewards I'm going to add, let me know what you want in exchange for monthly dosh!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSuSJ_G3CLo

Heyyyyho
Sorry for not posting on Newgrounds as much as I'd like
I still love dis place, I just don't have much to upload since I'm still busy with Anusboy: The Movie

Speaking of which:
I’m looking for folk who can give me a helping hand.
I’m talking about colouring, inbetweening, and stuff.
If you’re good at what you do I might ask more challenging things like that, if you’re up for it of course.

I don’t have money, but you get the chance of working on something really fucking insane.

Anybody interested?