IMPORTANT NEWS
Hello everyone, I have something very important to share with you.
This isn’t easy for me to tell you, so please be understanding.
As an angry young man, I always thought that being an artist meant expressing your individual feelings, fears, desires, and whatnot. Lately I have come to the conclusion that is a selfish and narcissist way of looking at things.
I thought, “If I make something I like, someone else will probably like it too”, how naive that was of me, to think me and my audience were of the same species.
An artist should never, ever, express himself as an individual, he is but a servant to the masses, to educate and lecture them, to make sure they are on the right side of history. He must realize that there are things that should not be joked about, or talked about, or thought about. You see, art is a magical thing that can brainwash anyone who isn’t the artist into doing horrible things. We should be careful with it!
I’m starting a new chapter in my life! This day shall be known as the day that I abandon drawing trips to the subconscious or battles with inner demons! No longer will I choose to shock and offend my fragile, precious viewers!
No longer will people refuse to hire me because of my social media or my work being too gross and entartet! I am the new me!
That’s why I will throw away all the work I did for Anusboy the Movie! That’s right, I’m cancelling that problematic and toxic piece! I had worked on it for years, but it’s not too late to realize the error of my ways. Instead I will be working with some other artists on tumblr on a new series!
Ladies and gentlemen, and those who do not identify to anything within our oppressive gender binary hegemony, I present to you:
MAGICAL RAINBOW SEXUAL MINORITY
Any resemblance to earlier characters of mine is purely coincidental!
I’d also like to apologize for any hurtful statements I’ve made towards midgets, albinos, Papuas, clinical lycanthropes, Bob Saget fetishists and your mother.
Thank you for your time!
n00bman
Nice try, but we all know that you're far too superior to become something like this.