Ok so...
In the beginning of civilization
art was seen as a form of magic.
Artists were seen as shamans and priests and shit.
Cavemen looked at paintings of animals and hunters, and threw spears at them for good luck.
And the shamans took some hallucogenic drugs, and they asked the paintings for advice.

In the 13th century Mongol empire, artists, priests, mullahs, shamans and philosophers did not have to pay taxes.
And if the Mongol soldiers were on the go again, slaughtering and plundering an unprepared land, they spared the artists, the priests, philosophers etc.

But what's an artist now?
Everyone's a fucking artist.
You know why?
Because that's political correct,
and because everyone thinks he's a goddamn intellectual these days.
Morons think they are smart because bigger morons make them look smart.
And when confronted with an intellectual, the moron fears his original mind, and his legion of bigger morons verbally attacks the intellectual.

On the internet you can find your own group of morons, so you can be their fucking king.
Wether you believe that psychiatrists caused the holocaust or that reptoid jews killed princess Diana, you can find someone who thinks just like you, and happily live in your small paradigm forever.
A comfortable yet miniscule paradigm, in which you're an intellectual, a creative wise philosopher, who talks to anime characters in his dreams and had oral sex with sonic the hedgehog.

But let's get back to art.
Everything is art, and saying that something isn't art is elitist and close minded.
Art is everything, art is nothing, art lost it's meaning.
Since when you ask?
Maybe when this jerk drew a gigantic black square and called it the ultimate form of cubism,
or when that viennish actionist cunt pissed in a bus and went to jail for it.
Viennish Actionism, yes.
Rudolf Schwarzkogler killed himself by jumping out of a window, but the myth was born that he died by slicing off his own dick.
Nontheless, he became a martyr for talentless shitheads who want to be artists.

And then there's conceptual art, which is the art of giving meaning to completely meaningless shit.
Take a picture of a box of matches in a bathtub, and yell that it symbolizes MAN'S VULNERABILITY WITHIN CONTEMPORARY SOCIETY
If you do so, a magical fat guy will crash through your fucking ceiling, and give you 5 million dollars.

Brilliant idea actually, asking an assload of money for complete garbage.
There are plenty of rich people with the intellect of a dead animal, so it's worth a try.

so all I'd like to say that the time of artists and philosophers is gone.
this is the era of the whiney bitches and the antfuckers
pleasantly introduced by the destruction of the twin towers.
The planes crashing into the towers wasnt the real disaster, the flood of whineyness it caused is the real disaster.
Yegh.

So well.. this might seem like a whole lot of shitty text about nothing,
all the wisest things have been said in a hand full of words,
and not a fucking diarreha of letters

but all I'm trying to say

is

THIS IS THE WHITE MAN'S KINGDOM BITCH, THERE'S NO ROOM FOR YOUR SHIT

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Well as you all know
anusboy is nominated for a tank award
I'm pretty honoured
by this

Also I recently received the 100 dollars I got for scr00g mcduc
Man, it's fucking impossible to get money for an American cheque over here
I visited all these fucking banks.
And then it turns out you could just mail the cheque to your bank and write some shit on the back WHY DIDNT THEY JUST TELL ME THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE %$&YRTFY%^*TYIUY

Also, I've been sick for a while

And.. well
thats it

Because those FUCKING SERBIANS can't leave the BOSNIANS ALONE
GEEZZZ
STOP RAPING THEM

man Mladic is REALLY MEAN ),:

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Anyways, I showed off this showreel at this animation part of this art school in Rotterdam and they liked it so
I'm pretty satisfied.

How about you fine people?

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supp blog dogsz B)

im doing
quite fine
despite the fact
that i suffer from a severe malady

a fever most likely

jungle feverrrr

but no worries, nothing can kill a true man!
Besides, my inner pains are defeated by the joy this free tablet gives me.
Man I love this thing.
I now realize how fucking easy everything is with a tablet and how i wasted loads of time by animating with my mouse.
This whole pressure stuff is awfully neat as well.

Thank you, oh Tom, for this divine gift.

Also, I have been experimenting with latex lately
It's interesting stuff.
I want to make puppets with it buttttt
I'm a pretty big fucking noob with latex
so if you got any nice tips for working with latex, I'd love to here it!

Meanwhile, this big ass project I'm working on is going to be in 4 parts
and I already finished the first part before my tablet arrived
so
the other three parts will probably look allot better, lmao

And another thing, to all who wonder what happened to my campnorth account:
I destroyed it.
I caused it to self-destruct.
I clicked the "delete account" button and put on my sunglasses, feeling badass, on the internet

Oh, and I almost forgot to mention,
I have polluted youtube with some horrible movies made with a program known as "Nickelodeon 3-D cartoon studio"

Behold, this beautiful abomination:

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So.. there's nothing more I have to say.. i guess
except for: merry christmas,
let us all celebrate that the length of the days once again increase
And that a new year, full of excitement and terrorist attacks awaits us!

iiIIIiiIiiiiIiIiIIiiIIIi

man this thing
=
gr8

i never knew a tablet could give me
so much
joy

THANKS ALLOT TOM
and for your extremely nic action i will reward you with a picture of Garfield
and his brother
Odie

THE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS:

"just.. no"
by: Johndom4774
date: December 13, 2008

wtf is this $h1t? This should not evan be allowed on newgrounds. It was disturbing and upmost rude. I hate when people make cr@p like this. Horrible drawings, disturbing story, annoying voices... just discusting.

I AM JOHNDOM AND IT IS MY SPIRITUAL DUTY TO SPELL SHIT AS "$h1t" SO I WILL PREVENT ANYONE FROM BEING OFFENDED

shit is indeed a disCusting word, thank you John for spelling it diffirently and saving millions of lives by doing so

"no."
by: adompeace
date: December 12, 2008

i'm all for creative freedom and everything but, quite frankly, i hated this.

why I hated it:
1. lazy animation
2. horrid voices
3. lack of plot
4. had the wit and humor of a 5-year-old
5. generally a dreadful, awful, deplorable, atrocious, worthless, useless, poor, pathetic, pitiful, lamentable, appalling, abysmal, lame, lousy, brutal, painful, crappy movie

While checking out some flashes on Newgrounds our hero ADOMPEACE (tm) discovers a movie he dislikes, and as always he needs to make a well organized list of things he did not like.

America is save once again

"O.O wtf"
by: Amy4live
date: December 12, 2008

In the begin I tought it was kinda fun but uhmmmm....... NOP /crap/

N.O.P.
NEGROID OBSERVATION: POLAND
observating black people since 1961

"ummm no..."
by: lordyunii
date: December 12, 2008

you completely ruined the story of Scrooge and warped the meaning behind it. makes me sick.

Charles Dickens' corpse is softly weeping, knowing that someone on the internet disgraced his story. ),:

"Not even funny..."
by: Inquisitorical-Lad
date: December 12, 2008

...and since thats the only thing this is aiming at it fails entirely.

I would laugh more at a 2 sec movie with a guy tripping over in a turd. The humor is non-existent and the style, animating and voicing is too crude.

(last time i gave a 4 was to a movie in the portal that in time got blammed)

(last time i gave a 4 was to a movie in the portal that in time got blammed)

I repeat:
(last time i gave a 4 was to a movie in the portal that in time got blammed)

THESE
ARE THE ADVENTURES
OF INQUISITORICAL LAD
now on DVD and blue ray

here2hinderU

"well that sucked"
by: here2hinderU
date: December 11, 2008

i give you a five only out of pity.

YOU MADE A SHITTY ANIMATION, I PITY YOU DESPITE THE FACT I NEVER MADE ANY ANIMATIONS MYSELF

"wow"
by: martinhrdr
date: December 11, 2008

This not only was exremely bad quality, but the humor wasn't funny at all.

Well if humor isn't funny it isn't humor!
durrrr

"Meh..."
by: Septin
date: December 11, 2008

Sorry but i found this flash boring and didnt like it.

THIS PERSON APOLOGIZES BEFORE LEAVING A SHITTY REVIEW
a true Christian hero (,:

"Sorry, that sucked."
by: OppaiFocus
date: December 11, 2008

I know you put work in this, but seriously, it could have been spent better.

this is a DISGUSTING LIE, I didnt put any fucking work in that piece of shit animation!

"..."
by: Aaron1046
date: December 11, 2008

Well... the humor was bad, well for my taste at lease...
The animation was just bad to...
Also I would like to so an x-mas animation that doesn't HAVE BLOOD AND PEOPLE DIEING for ones :\

wah wah WAH

"Pfft."
by: gnuffiehot
date: December 11, 2008

Apart from the animation, the music, the characters and the story... (which all weren't spectacular)

I just thought the jokes were not funny at all. That's probably the reaon why people either like, or dislike this video. In my case, it's a dislike.

REAON
A MAGICAL PROVINCE IN SHAMBALLAH
INHABITED BY GYMNOSOPHISTS

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So yeh what are you going to do this Christmas?!?!

My tablet hasn't arrived yet.
Why you ask?
Because it's on an American boat
I just know it
If it was on a Dutch boat it would've crossed the Atlantic ocean in 2 days because
Dutch boats are superior to all boats
in the world.
American boats however, are shit.

If American boats were any good then Americans didn't need the magnificent Dutch to get African slaves for them! Simple!

Conclusion: Every transport should be done with Dutch boats, for clearly we are the masterrace

..
Fuck American boats.. seriously

IN OTHER NEWS:
im busy with a biiiiiiig fucking project
also i submitted this: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
472960
its crap but w/e

also i haven't updated http://nekrotherium.com/ (tm) in ages
I really should
some day
yes

Greetings fellow members of the glorious caucazoid race

today I decided to make a magnificent newspost full of complete garbage

You see, my dear old friend ZEKEYSPACEYLIZARD (tm) always makes very nice posts in which he shows neat animations etc. etc.
but I, however, decided to do the complete opposite, to give you twats examples of things you SHOULDNT do as an animator

ok i am not going to write more introductory bullshit lets get on with this horrible, horrible newspost

uuhhhhm
i have no fucking clue what to start with
i guess ill start with dis shit:

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im al, i suck dick
daaaaAAAAMN dis sucks
uhm, the intro looks kind of exciting and all but
you should actually see an episode to see HOW MUCH IT FUCKIN SUCKS
i mean
look at the animation style
its horrible
these two uninteresting characters doing shit and AAAAAAAGGGHHHHHFFFFF

I just randomly clicked on the timeline, and now I am looking at frame 0:42
the blond guy really looks like a dickcheese in that frame
he's like "durrrrrrr im on a scooter-thing-w/e"

ok so uhm avoid makin shit about uninteresting characters
i wouldnt be surprised if it was made in flash, with the linetool
not that the linetool sucks but in this series it looks really fucking ugly
that really annoying thin outline of everything and everyone in that cartoon
blgGGRGHGGGH

OKAY
NEXT HORRIBLE THING
YING YANG YO

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAGH
FUCK THIS SHIT
tweenimated geometrical shapes with horrible HORRIBLE colours that make my eyes vomit
this shit is actually on tv people
all shit in this newspost is broadcasted on YOUR OWN TELEVISION
it is a crime against the devine will of Ahura Mazda

ok so uhm this show is about
rabbits who do wu-fu, which is kung fu for dipshits or something
and in every episode they learn something shitty while making terribly unfunny jokes
also, there is no such thing as timing in this cartoon, everything goes too fast because they try to push as many unfunny jokes possible into every episode

errrggFFFF
ok next horrible abomination

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aaaaAAAAAAAAAARGGGGG
this show is about some expressionless uninteresting skinny teenagers who are 100% tweenimated
I bet every character has this virtual library of facial expressions which contain the following emotions:
(: ): ):< ):,' (:,' |:
and dats it
all the animators have to do is paste a pre-made emotion on their faces and move their arms a little with tweens and shit and voila
and they actually get paid to do that
lazy pieces of shit

oh yeh, and as usual, this horrible animation is in combination with a shitty story, unfunny jokes and uninteresting characters

AVOID ANIMATING LIKE THAT PEOPLE!!!!!
OR I WILL PISS LIQUID CANCER INTO YOUR FACE
YOU HEARD IT PEOPLE
I CAN PISS CANCER
AND ITS PRETTY FUCKING AMAZING

ok so errrr,
now im just going to post some clips of obviously horrible cartoons, and you can tell me what you hate about them ok? because im a lazy kyke who is tired of typing dis shit

OK, SHITTY CARTOON PARADE, GO:

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i couldnt find an intro of this one:

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and well thats it for today folks
I bet you are glad that this assbag of a newspost is at it's end
but
I can't end this newspost without a picture of SCRAPPY DOO
THE MOST HATED CARTOON CHARACTER IN HISTORY
thank you scrappy doo for ruining scooby doo I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A TRUCK FULL OF FLESH EATING PIRANHAS WHO RIP YOUR CIRCUMSIZED DICK TO SHREDS

EDIT:
fun fact
Zekey told me that he read in some sort of thing that every body part of every character in that awful new george of the jungle cartoon has it's own layer
how fucking hilarious is that?

but nontheless

it is a very special post : )