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Waldemar Schuur @W-P-S

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Posted by W-P-S - February 4th, 2009


Well as you all know
anusboy is nominated for a tank award
I'm pretty honoured
by this

Also I recently received the 100 dollars I got for scr00g mcduc
Man, it's fucking impossible to get money for an American cheque over here
I visited all these fucking banks.
And then it turns out you could just mail the cheque to your bank and write some shit on the back WHY DIDNT THEY JUST TELL ME THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE %$&YRTFY%^*TYIUY

Also, I've been sick for a while

And.. well
thats it

nominatedddddddd


Posted by W-P-S - January 25th, 2009


Because those FUCKING SERBIANS can't leave the BOSNIANS ALONE
GEEZZZ
STOP RAPING THEM

man Mladic is REALLY MEAN ),:

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Anyways, I showed off this showreel at this animation part of this art school in Rotterdam and they liked it so
I'm pretty satisfied.

How about you fine people?

PEOPLE IN GAZA ARE SUFFERING


Posted by W-P-S - January 8th, 2009


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DINOSAUCERS


Posted by W-P-S - December 24th, 2008


supp blog dogsz B)

im doing
quite fine
despite the fact
that i suffer from a severe malady

a fever most likely

jungle feverrrr

but no worries, nothing can kill a true man!
Besides, my inner pains are defeated by the joy this free tablet gives me.
Man I love this thing.
I now realize how fucking easy everything is with a tablet and how i wasted loads of time by animating with my mouse.
This whole pressure stuff is awfully neat as well.

Thank you, oh Tom, for this divine gift.

Also, I have been experimenting with latex lately
It's interesting stuff.
I want to make puppets with it buttttt
I'm a pretty big fucking noob with latex
so if you got any nice tips for working with latex, I'd love to here it!

Meanwhile, this big ass project I'm working on is going to be in 4 parts
and I already finished the first part before my tablet arrived
so
the other three parts will probably look allot better, lmao

And another thing, to all who wonder what happened to my campnorth account:
I destroyed it.
I caused it to self-destruct.
I clicked the "delete account" button and put on my sunglasses, feeling badass, on the internet

Oh, and I almost forgot to mention,
I have polluted youtube with some horrible movies made with a program known as "Nickelodeon 3-D cartoon studio"

Behold, this beautiful abomination:

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So.. there's nothing more I have to say.. i guess
except for: merry christmas,
let us all celebrate that the length of the days once again increase
And that a new year, full of excitement and terrorist attacks awaits us!

iiIIIiiIiiiiIiIiIIiiIIIi

Bitter tales of latex, infirmity and free technology


Posted by W-P-S - December 20th, 2008


man this thing
=
gr8

i never knew a tablet could give me
so much
joy

THANKS ALLOT TOM
and for your extremely nic action i will reward you with a picture of Garfield
and his brother
Odie

MY TABLET HAS ARRIVED yes


Posted by W-P-S - December 16th, 2008


THE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS:

"just.. no"
by: Johndom4774
date: December 13, 2008

wtf is this $h1t? This should not evan be allowed on newgrounds. It was disturbing and upmost rude. I hate when people make cr@p like this. Horrible drawings, disturbing story, annoying voices... just discusting.

I AM JOHNDOM AND IT IS MY SPIRITUAL DUTY TO SPELL SHIT AS "$h1t" SO I WILL PREVENT ANYONE FROM BEING OFFENDED

shit is indeed a disCusting word, thank you John for spelling it diffirently and saving millions of lives by doing so

"no."
by: adompeace
date: December 12, 2008

i'm all for creative freedom and everything but, quite frankly, i hated this.

why I hated it:
1. lazy animation
2. horrid voices
3. lack of plot
4. had the wit and humor of a 5-year-old
5. generally a dreadful, awful, deplorable, atrocious, worthless, useless, poor, pathetic, pitiful, lamentable, appalling, abysmal, lame, lousy, brutal, painful, crappy movie

While checking out some flashes on Newgrounds our hero ADOMPEACE (tm) discovers a movie he dislikes, and as always he needs to make a well organized list of things he did not like.

America is save once again

"O.O wtf"
by: Amy4live
date: December 12, 2008

In the begin I tought it was kinda fun but uhmmmm....... NOP /crap/

N.O.P.
NEGROID OBSERVATION: POLAND
observating black people since 1961

"ummm no..."
by: lordyunii
date: December 12, 2008

you completely ruined the story of Scrooge and warped the meaning behind it. makes me sick.

Charles Dickens' corpse is softly weeping, knowing that someone on the internet disgraced his story. ),:

"Not even funny..."
by: Inquisitorical-Lad
date: December 12, 2008

...and since thats the only thing this is aiming at it fails entirely.

I would laugh more at a 2 sec movie with a guy tripping over in a turd. The humor is non-existent and the style, animating and voicing is too crude.

(last time i gave a 4 was to a movie in the portal that in time got blammed)

(last time i gave a 4 was to a movie in the portal that in time got blammed)

I repeat:
(last time i gave a 4 was to a movie in the portal that in time got blammed)

THESE
ARE THE ADVENTURES
OF INQUISITORICAL LAD
now on DVD and blue ray

here2hinderU

"well that sucked"
by: here2hinderU
date: December 11, 2008

i give you a five only out of pity.

YOU MADE A SHITTY ANIMATION, I PITY YOU DESPITE THE FACT I NEVER MADE ANY ANIMATIONS MYSELF

"wow"
by: martinhrdr
date: December 11, 2008

This not only was exremely bad quality, but the humor wasn't funny at all.

Well if humor isn't funny it isn't humor!
durrrr

"Meh..."
by: Septin
date: December 11, 2008

Sorry but i found this flash boring and didnt like it.

THIS PERSON APOLOGIZES BEFORE LEAVING A SHITTY REVIEW
a true Christian hero (,:

"Sorry, that sucked."
by: OppaiFocus
date: December 11, 2008

I know you put work in this, but seriously, it could have been spent better.

this is a DISGUSTING LIE, I didnt put any fucking work in that piece of shit animation!

"..."
by: Aaron1046
date: December 11, 2008

Well... the humor was bad, well for my taste at lease...
The animation was just bad to...
Also I would like to so an x-mas animation that doesn't HAVE BLOOD AND PEOPLE DIEING for ones :\

wah wah WAH

"Pfft."
by: gnuffiehot
date: December 11, 2008

Apart from the animation, the music, the characters and the story... (which all weren't spectacular)

I just thought the jokes were not funny at all. That's probably the reaon why people either like, or dislike this video. In my case, it's a dislike.

REAON
A MAGICAL PROVINCE IN SHAMBALLAH
INHABITED BY GYMNOSOPHISTS

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So yeh what are you going to do this Christmas?!?!

ADVENTURES OF REVIEWERS ON NEWGROUNDS


Posted by W-P-S - December 9th, 2008


My tablet hasn't arrived yet.
Why you ask?
Because it's on an American boat
I just know it
If it was on a Dutch boat it would've crossed the Atlantic ocean in 2 days because
Dutch boats are superior to all boats
in the world.
American boats however, are shit.

If American boats were any good then Americans didn't need the magnificent Dutch to get African slaves for them! Simple!

Conclusion: Every transport should be done with Dutch boats, for clearly we are the masterrace

..
Fuck American boats.. seriously

IN OTHER NEWS:
im busy with a biiiiiiig fucking project
also i submitted this: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
472960

its crap but w/e

also i haven't updated http://nekrotherium.com/ (tm) in ages
I really should
some day
yes

HOW AMERICAN BOATS ARE DAMAGING THE WORLD ECONOMY


Posted by W-P-S - November 11th, 2008


Greetings fellow members of the glorious caucazoid race

today I decided to make a magnificent newspost full of complete garbage

You see, my dear old friend ZEKEYSPACEYLIZARD (tm) always makes very nice posts in which he shows neat animations etc. etc.
but I, however, decided to do the complete opposite, to give you twats examples of things you SHOULDNT do as an animator

ok i am not going to write more introductory bullshit lets get on with this horrible, horrible newspost

uuhhhhm
i have no fucking clue what to start with
i guess ill start with dis shit:

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im al, i suck dick
daaaaAAAAMN dis sucks
uhm, the intro looks kind of exciting and all but
you should actually see an episode to see HOW MUCH IT FUCKIN SUCKS
i mean
look at the animation style
its horrible
these two uninteresting characters doing shit and AAAAAAAGGGHHHHHFFFFF

I just randomly clicked on the timeline, and now I am looking at frame 0:42
the blond guy really looks like a dickcheese in that frame
he's like "durrrrrrr im on a scooter-thing-w/e"

ok so uhm avoid makin shit about uninteresting characters
i wouldnt be surprised if it was made in flash, with the linetool
not that the linetool sucks but in this series it looks really fucking ugly
that really annoying thin outline of everything and everyone in that cartoon
blgGGRGHGGGH

OKAY
NEXT HORRIBLE THING
YING YANG YO

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAGH
FUCK THIS SHIT
tweenimated geometrical shapes with horrible HORRIBLE colours that make my eyes vomit
this shit is actually on tv people
all shit in this newspost is broadcasted on YOUR OWN TELEVISION
it is a crime against the devine will of Ahura Mazda

ok so uhm this show is about
rabbits who do wu-fu, which is kung fu for dipshits or something
and in every episode they learn something shitty while making terribly unfunny jokes
also, there is no such thing as timing in this cartoon, everything goes too fast because they try to push as many unfunny jokes possible into every episode

errrggFFFF
ok next horrible abomination

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aaaaAAAAAAAAAARGGGGG
this show is about some expressionless uninteresting skinny teenagers who are 100% tweenimated
I bet every character has this virtual library of facial expressions which contain the following emotions:
(: ): ):< ):,' (:,' |:
and dats it
all the animators have to do is paste a pre-made emotion on their faces and move their arms a little with tweens and shit and voila
and they actually get paid to do that
lazy pieces of shit

oh yeh, and as usual, this horrible animation is in combination with a shitty story, unfunny jokes and uninteresting characters

AVOID ANIMATING LIKE THAT PEOPLE!!!!!
OR I WILL PISS LIQUID CANCER INTO YOUR FACE
YOU HEARD IT PEOPLE
I CAN PISS CANCER
AND ITS PRETTY FUCKING AMAZING

ok so errrr,
now im just going to post some clips of obviously horrible cartoons, and you can tell me what you hate about them ok? because im a lazy kyke who is tired of typing dis shit

OK, SHITTY CARTOON PARADE, GO:

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i couldnt find an intro of this one:

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and well thats it for today folks
I bet you are glad that this assbag of a newspost is at it's end
but
I can't end this newspost without a picture of SCRAPPY DOO
THE MOST HATED CARTOON CHARACTER IN HISTORY
thank you scrappy doo for ruining scooby doo I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A TRUCK FULL OF FLESH EATING PIRANHAS WHO RIP YOUR CIRCUMSIZED DICK TO SHREDS

EDIT:
fun fact
Zekey told me that he read in some sort of thing that every body part of every character in that awful new george of the jungle cartoon has it's own layer
how fucking hilarious is that?

SHITTY CARTOONS PART 1


Posted by W-P-S - November 7th, 2008


but nontheless

it is a very special post : )

dis isnt a frontpage post


Posted by W-P-S - October 28th, 2008


GIGANTIC QUOTE FROM A GIGANTIC FAGGOT:
"A few months ago ashford pride made a movie with a foreboding title. It was called "Awesome Grounds".

Well ladies and gentlemen, that's might as well what this site should be called (at least right now), with the top row on the front page slot dedicated to an "awesome" movie and an "awesome" parody, an "awesome" t-shirt in the newgrounds store, and pretty much every "awesome" movie in the top 100, along with han's "awesome's creed".

I can't go to newgrounds with seeing something not about egoraptor or his coveted video game parody series. It makes me wonder sometimes if pursuing anything but half-assed cartoons making mildly funny observations about video games laced with profanity is even worth it. Truly, they are what bring the masses of 13-year olds to this site, and thus increases traffic and competition in the internet world. But you have to ask yourself, with this sort of two-bit audience increasing in numbers, are they really interested in watching anything else?

I understand that it's a dog eat dog world in the online entertainment business, and to compete you have to pretty much put up content that a majority of internet browsers would click on. This includes either women or video games. Things they already know they want. And that's all they want. They sign up, watch more, and come back and do it again later. They're trained to know that what they want is easily accessible and is promoted all over the site.

Original content is often shuffled off to the bottom of the page, or never gets any attention to begin with. Now comes into play the whole 'they won't click on it unless there's a boob for the icon', etc etc. That's because they've been fashioned to think that way.

I'm not saying i have all the mysterious answers to the way people's minds work. But this much is true - if all people click on are breasts and video game icons, and you give them breasts and video game icons, you're not pushing the envelope.

Newgrounds is the epitome of user-generated content. We already have a massive advantage over youtube in the fact that making a cartoon involves so much more creativity than snappily editing your webcam footage. So instead of 200 cartoons coming out every minute, we have 200 cartoons coming out every day. That gives someone a better chance of breaking out and being discovered for his hard work, and a reward for a job well done.

But in the same way that viewers are trained that they don't have to go out of their way to avoid original content they would otherwise enjoy, authors are becoming more and more disenchanted with their personal creations and are turning to nerd culture icons and cheap tactics to get viewers.

I can't tell you how many animators I have spoken to that have shunned their own creations in favor of sub-pop culture parody and disjointed scripts sprinkled with toilet humor and profanity. a cartoon catering to everyone who's forgotten what cartoons are all about. And here we are shoving away everything about cartoons that was originally appealing and magical, because we're pretty much forced to.

I'm not pointing the finger at any one person here. I think it's part of the bigger picture - bigger than Newgrounds, too. But if people really care about the future of cartoons and animation, we wouldn't be seeing this kind of blatant favoritism.

People will find what they want if they want it. They don't need to be spoon fed it all.

For thirty years animators who strive to create something genuinely unique have gotten nothing but a slap in the face. It's sickening and it has to stop someday, before they all disappear.

Lastly, this post is not about me. I'm not writing this out of self-pity, bitterness or spite. I'm being honest. I care a lot about the future of animation, and what I see around me is very troubling. The industry is bad enough, but where the future lies is in the small corners of the animation world. Newgrounds is one of them. I spend a lot of time trying to encourage and teach frame-by-frame animation, and creating your own characters and scripts. That is what is important to me. If I really cared about being popular, my list of flash cartoons would look a lot different."

BUT NOW IT IS TIME FOR AAAAAAAAA:

Threethousand years ago, I pwned A NOOBIE INTO OBLIVION
For this, I was banned
But
Through the grace and beauty of Saint Thomas Fulp I have been ressurected
May Ahura Mazda bless his pure soul

so lock up yo wife & daughters coz da meister of diseister is back mofos B)
and he is hungry for RAPE AND DESTRUCTION

In other news: Im somewhat busy with a flash but im not going to tell you what it is HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACE

this picture may or may not be a preview

(P.S. VISIT NEKROTHERIUM.KOM, ive been too much of a lazy kyke to update it but do it anyways)

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