Greetings fellow members of the glorious caucazoid race

today I decided to make a magnificent newspost full of complete garbage

You see, my dear old friend ZEKEYSPACEYLIZARD (tm) always makes very nice posts in which he shows neat animations etc. etc.
but I, however, decided to do the complete opposite, to give you twats examples of things you SHOULDNT do as an animator

ok i am not going to write more introductory bullshit lets get on with this horrible, horrible newspost

uuhhhhm
i have no fucking clue what to start with
i guess ill start with dis shit:

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im al, i suck dick
daaaaAAAAMN dis sucks
uhm, the intro looks kind of exciting and all but
you should actually see an episode to see HOW MUCH IT FUCKIN SUCKS
i mean
look at the animation style
its horrible
these two uninteresting characters doing shit and AAAAAAAGGGHHHHHFFFFF

I just randomly clicked on the timeline, and now I am looking at frame 0:42
the blond guy really looks like a dickcheese in that frame
he's like "durrrrrrr im on a scooter-thing-w/e"

ok so uhm avoid makin shit about uninteresting characters
i wouldnt be surprised if it was made in flash, with the linetool
not that the linetool sucks but in this series it looks really fucking ugly
that really annoying thin outline of everything and everyone in that cartoon
blgGGRGHGGGH

OKAY
NEXT HORRIBLE THING
YING YANG YO

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAGH
FUCK THIS SHIT
tweenimated geometrical shapes with horrible HORRIBLE colours that make my eyes vomit
this shit is actually on tv people
all shit in this newspost is broadcasted on YOUR OWN TELEVISION
it is a crime against the devine will of Ahura Mazda

ok so uhm this show is about
rabbits who do wu-fu, which is kung fu for dipshits or something
and in every episode they learn something shitty while making terribly unfunny jokes
also, there is no such thing as timing in this cartoon, everything goes too fast because they try to push as many unfunny jokes possible into every episode

errrggFFFF
ok next horrible abomination

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aaaaAAAAAAAAAARGGGGG
this show is about some expressionless uninteresting skinny teenagers who are 100% tweenimated
I bet every character has this virtual library of facial expressions which contain the following emotions:
(: ): ):< ):,' (:,' |:
and dats it
all the animators have to do is paste a pre-made emotion on their faces and move their arms a little with tweens and shit and voila
and they actually get paid to do that
lazy pieces of shit

oh yeh, and as usual, this horrible animation is in combination with a shitty story, unfunny jokes and uninteresting characters

AVOID ANIMATING LIKE THAT PEOPLE!!!!!
OR I WILL PISS LIQUID CANCER INTO YOUR FACE
YOU HEARD IT PEOPLE
I CAN PISS CANCER
AND ITS PRETTY FUCKING AMAZING

ok so errrr,
now im just going to post some clips of obviously horrible cartoons, and you can tell me what you hate about them ok? because im a lazy kyke who is tired of typing dis shit

OK, SHITTY CARTOON PARADE, GO:

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i couldnt find an intro of this one:

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and well thats it for today folks
I bet you are glad that this assbag of a newspost is at it's end
but
I can't end this newspost without a picture of SCRAPPY DOO
THE MOST HATED CARTOON CHARACTER IN HISTORY
thank you scrappy doo for ruining scooby doo I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A TRUCK FULL OF FLESH EATING PIRANHAS WHO RIP YOUR CIRCUMSIZED DICK TO SHREDS

EDIT:
fun fact
Zekey told me that he read in some sort of thing that every body part of every character in that awful new george of the jungle cartoon has it's own layer
how fucking hilarious is that?