Well, I'm going to Italy,
I'm leaving on sunday and I'll stay there for a week

yes

But I sincerely don't give a fuck

movie time:

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THIS ONE IS BY REDMONGOOSE:

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Young Thomas Hussein Fulp managed to make one as well:
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=2009 0417151528651

also:
http://kilifvak.deviantart.com/a rt/Piz zaface-119107750

soldering irons are like
an extension
of a man's soul

same goes for guitars

yes

Honolable westeln Amelicans and Eulopeans,

Capitalism is not the way which leads you to gleat gloly and self lespect, no
Gleat Mao, showed us way to communism!
Yes
united
we ale one!

Let us poison babies fol gleatel gloly!
Stalting with baby Fulp
too many babies bad fol gleat honolable Chinese economy

HOLY SHIT

how rude:

"You have been permanently banned from submitting Portal reviews.
This is a result of the review you left for Analytical Clip #1 on 3/18/09 at 3:38:47 AM:

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Score: 0 / 10
Summary: hey kid
Review: I know I have some kind of personality, or mild autistic like disorder but SHUT THE FUCK UP.
You people won't last in the real world, if you act like this. I've made a big change from being a guy who was acquainted with most of you to becoming an angered person because of what I was bottling up inside me.
Now SHUT THE FUCK UP, especially you Michelle! Because what I'm saying is basically a rant.
I get angered easily when ignorant people like you spew out such TRASH!
Go to a psychiatrist hospital, and compare those people with me! I've known people who have ended up in there! Let me tell you, I'm not like them at all!

-MrBlue/PigletsMemories, the talentless assburgerkid
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The moderator life gave the following reason for the ban:

"Not a funny or interesting troll. You're pretty much an idiot imo."

also, permanent?
roflmao
who does dis kid think he is?
I'm the fucking gangsta pimp

P.S.
MrBluePencil (8:16:19): at least I'm more civilized
schuurmeisterw (8:16:24): HAHAHAAAHAHA
MrBluePencil (8:16:26): and stable
schuurmeisterw (8:16:29): atleast ur not
schuurmeisterw (8:16:32): a senseless prick
MrBluePencil (8:16:38): you don't know me dude
schuurmeisterw (8:16:42): lmao
schuurmeisterw (8:16:45): thank god
MrBluePencil (8:16:46): and you're from the Netherlands
schuurmeisterw (8:16:53): and you're from America
schuurmeisterw (8:16:57): or something
schuurmeisterw (8:17:01): i dont really give a shit
MrBluePencil (8:17:02): yeah
MrBluePencil (8:17:15): you'd probably have more respect for me if I were Dutch
MrBluePencil (8:17:17): you're a nationalist
schuurmeisterw (8:17:24): i wouldnt give a shit lma
schuurmeisterw (8:17:35): i dont have respect for you coz you're a faggot piece of shit
MrBluePencil (8:17:37): I remember the BOMB ENGLAND
MrBluePencil (8:17:39): topics
MrBluePencil (8:17:42): you are too
schuurmeisterw (8:17:50): bombing england is nic
MrBluePencil (8:17:51): also you thought the
MrBluePencil (8:17:55): Australian fires were funny
schuurmeisterw (8:18:01): they were!
MrBluePencil (8:18:08): I think if anybody needs to be send
MrBluePencil (8:18:11): to the house
MrBluePencil (8:18:13): it's you
schuurmeisterw (8:18:20): roflmaOOO
schuurmeisterw (8:18:36): maaan
schuurmeisterw (8:18:39): the forestfires
schuurmeisterw (8:18:41): were awesome
schuurmeisterw (8:18:50): all the kangaroos dyin
MrBluePencil (8:18:58): hopefully an arsonist gets
MrBluePencil (8:18:59): Netherlands
MrBluePencil (8:19:04): you'll be laughing
MrBluePencil (8:19:13): when your house is charred to black
schuurmeisterw (8:19:14): lmao yes
schuurmeisterw (8:19:20): wait no
schuurmeisterw (8:19:23): they wont do dat
schuurmeisterw (8:19:24): coz
schuurmeisterw (8:19:28): my house is entirely made
schuurmeisterw (8:19:30): out of asbestos
MrBluePencil (8:19:45): I see
MrBluePencil (8:19:48): whatever
MrBluePencil (8:19:54): let's say you're wallking on the street
MrBluePencil (8:19:57): and you get shot in the head
MrBluePencil (8:19:59): would you laugh?
schuurmeisterw (8:20:01): yes
schuurmeisterw (8:20:03): no wait
MrBluePencil (8:20:04): while you're in a coma
schuurmeisterw (8:20:05): i would die
MrBluePencil (8:20:05): still living
MrBluePencil (8:20:16): well you can't and you'd still be alive
schuurmeisterw (8:20:28): Stalin: one death is a tragedy, a million deaths are a number
schuurmeisterw (8:20:42): so basicly, my death would be more tragic than the australian forest fires
schuurmeisterw (8:20:54): also because i am more important that a few hundred australians
MrBluePencil (8:21:54): ok
schuurmeisterw (8:22:01): fact bitcccchh
MrBluePencil (8:22:09): I need to stop wasting my time
MrBluePencil (8:22:13): good. bye.
schuurmeisterw (8:22:15): k
schuurmeisterw (8:22:16): NO
MrBluePencil signed off at 8:22:17.
mrbluepencil is offline and will receive your IMs when signing back in.
schuurmeisterw (8:22:17): STAY

lmao, i love fucking with that stupid kid

p.s. Asbestos Man, almighty champion of GOOR

amsterdam meet
was quite neat
could only be there for about 2 days but w/e!!
I got to meet my online gf Catoblepas!

This is what the Amsterdam meet was like:

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yes

Also, I got accepted at the Willem de Kooning academy!
So yeh, next year I'll be in Rotterdam.
I showed them this and this.

Next to that, I would like to say that I'm busy with extremely secret things
Very very extremely secret things
That I can not mention
not even a little bit
no
nevr

Here's some ghosts:

woppa
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
485048

it got 53 comments so far
quite an accomplishment!

Ok so...
In the beginning of civilization
art was seen as a form of magic.
Artists were seen as shamans and priests and shit.
Cavemen looked at paintings of animals and hunters, and threw spears at them for good luck.
And the shamans took some hallucogenic drugs, and they asked the paintings for advice.

In the 13th century Mongol empire, artists, priests, mullahs, shamans and philosophers did not have to pay taxes.
And if the Mongol soldiers were on the go again, slaughtering and plundering an unprepared land, they spared the artists, the priests, philosophers etc.

But what's an artist now?
Everyone's a fucking artist.
You know why?
Because that's political correct,
and because everyone thinks he's a goddamn intellectual these days.
Morons think they are smart because bigger morons make them look smart.
And when confronted with an intellectual, the moron fears his original mind, and his legion of bigger morons verbally attacks the intellectual.

On the internet you can find your own group of morons, so you can be their fucking king.
Wether you believe that psychiatrists caused the holocaust or that reptoid jews killed princess Diana, you can find someone who thinks just like you, and happily live in your small paradigm forever.
A comfortable yet miniscule paradigm, in which you're an intellectual, a creative wise philosopher, who talks to anime characters in his dreams and had oral sex with sonic the hedgehog.

But let's get back to art.
Everything is art, and saying that something isn't art is elitist and close minded.
Art is everything, art is nothing, art lost it's meaning.
Since when you ask?
Maybe when this jerk drew a gigantic black square and called it the ultimate form of cubism,
or when that viennish actionist cunt pissed in a bus and went to jail for it.
Viennish Actionism, yes.
Rudolf Schwarzkogler killed himself by jumping out of a window, but the myth was born that he died by slicing off his own dick.
Nontheless, he became a martyr for talentless shitheads who want to be artists.

And then there's conceptual art, which is the art of giving meaning to completely meaningless shit.
Take a picture of a box of matches in a bathtub, and yell that it symbolizes MAN'S VULNERABILITY WITHIN CONTEMPORARY SOCIETY
If you do so, a magical fat guy will crash through your fucking ceiling, and give you 5 million dollars.

Brilliant idea actually, asking an assload of money for complete garbage.
There are plenty of rich people with the intellect of a dead animal, so it's worth a try.

so all I'd like to say that the time of artists and philosophers is gone.
this is the era of the whiney bitches and the antfuckers
pleasantly introduced by the destruction of the twin towers.
The planes crashing into the towers wasnt the real disaster, the flood of whineyness it caused is the real disaster.
Yegh.

So well.. this might seem like a whole lot of shitty text about nothing,
all the wisest things have been said in a hand full of words,
and not a fucking diarreha of letters

but all I'm trying to say

is

THIS IS THE WHITE MAN'S KINGDOM BITCH, THERE'S NO ROOM FOR YOUR SHIT

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