HOW AMERICAN BOATS ARE DAMAGING THE WORLD ECONOMY

My tablet hasn't arrived yet.
Why you ask?
Because it's on an American boat
I just know it
If it was on a Dutch boat it would've crossed the Atlantic ocean in 2 days because
Dutch boats are superior to all boats
in the world.
American boats however, are shit.

If American boats were any good then Americans didn't need the magnificent Dutch to get African slaves for them! Simple!

Conclusion: Every transport should be done with Dutch boats, for clearly we are the masterrace

..
Fuck American boats.. seriously

IN OTHER NEWS:
im busy with a biiiiiiig fucking project
also i submitted this: http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
472960
its crap but w/e

also i haven't updated http://nekrotherium.com/ (tm) in ages
I really should
some day
yes

HOW AMERICAN BOATS ARE DAMAGING THE WORLD ECONOMY

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Catoblepas 2008-12-09 17:54:11

Dutch boats work on the superios WINDPOWER

btw is that bot still infesting nekkkroterium?

W-P-S 2008-12-09 17:54:11

Are you talking about the elegant yet majestic WOWposter?
Do know, that he is more than a bot, he is, purity

jakobhummelen 2008-12-09 18:00:22

lol dutch boats

MorrowDays 2008-12-09 18:03:28

Tom got me to carry it for you instead of putting it on a boat, so it'll still be a couple days.

W-P-S 2008-12-09 18:03:28

dat would still be faster than an AMERICAN BOAT

squeakytoad 2008-12-09 18:05:03

Probably not. Americans don't mail by ship anymore. FedEx, UPS, and the US Postal service will only transport your items by sea if they meet certain requirements (which a small tablet box would not).
In 2007, the United States pretty much ended its mail shipping industry, adapting an airmail only policy whenever applicable.

W-P-S 2008-12-09 18:05:03 (Updated 2008-12-09 18:07:19)

yeh.. well AMERICAN AIRPLANES SUCK TOO

Afghan airplanes are much better

ALSO the tablet im gettin is really REALLY fucking big
so FUCK YOU

MrScriblam 2008-12-09 18:05:04

FUCK AMERICA ADFGHGJK

squeakytoad 2008-12-09 18:09:49

Nobody cares about you, Dutchie.

W-P-S 2008-12-09 18:09:49

And nobody cares about Johnen Vasquez-style Dracula and his adventures in inflammated-vulva-land, Tweenlord Mcshitfuck

squeakytoad 2008-12-09 18:43:39

But I love you anyway.

W-P-S 2008-12-09 18:43:39

drown in bitter shit

Catoblepas 2008-12-09 19:12:37

There is this famous finnish person called Kike Elomaa.

<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kike_Elomaa">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kike_Elo maa</a>

W-P-S 2008-12-09 19:12:37

her face frightens me ):

Dazmi 2008-12-09 19:13:18

I'm not sure if American boats are better than Dutch boats or not, but I do know that they don't mail by boat anymore.

I believe they transport things by water if they meet certain requirements, but I doubt a small tablet box would meet that...

W-P-S 2008-12-09 19:13:18

THEN WHY ISNT IT HERE YET
HM!??!!?

Catoblepas 2008-12-09 19:21:46

<a href="http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/kike_elomaa.jpg">http://kuvaton.com/kuvei/kike_elomaa.
jpg</a>

W-P-S 2008-12-09 19:21:46

that alchemist bitch has discovered eternal life

MrScriblam 2008-12-09 19:29:28

wait maybe tom decided to be a dick and not send it out yet

HolyPeanuts 2008-12-09 19:31:47

Oh wise elder poop, give me poop.

DrQuant 2008-12-09 20:24:13

Norwegian boats are better

W-P-S 2008-12-09 20:24:13

most boats are better than american boats

MAYORMCHEESE 2008-12-09 20:59:15

"And nobody cares about Johnen Vasquez-style Dracula and his adventures in inflammated-vulva-land, Tweenlord Mcshitfuck"

^ i want this framed on my wall

W-P-S 2008-12-09 20:59:15

yeh well do it

RetardBoy 2008-12-09 21:23:55

Wow you're fat.

W-P-S 2008-12-09 21:23:55 (Updated 2008-12-10 04:00:52)

not as fat as you fatass

stop eating so many fucking cupcakes you lardface

CoolDrMoney 2008-12-09 21:46:03

Do you like big juicy peaches? M-m-m... Her name is Aden and she has great titties. Aden is not another farm slut, she is a perfect cowgirl. In the high school all the guys were dreaming about her sweet pussy. But Aden was a good girl and she saved her virginity for such a lucky cowboy like you. First of all You should beat her in the "Crossing Cups" game. Don't miss your chance to fuck a best babe of the state.

W-P-S 2008-12-09 21:46:03

dis is a nic offer

Bagger-Dude 2008-12-10 13:47:45

gast, je hebt helemaal gelijk, jij bent gewoon de bom duude! >: D

btw, jij verkoopt negers? Hoe dan, laat je ze importeren, of heb je een negerzoenen plantage?
en heb je ook draagbare negers?

W-P-S 2008-12-10 13:47:45

ik heb doe-het-zelf negers

MrKrysis 2008-12-10 16:11:16

Well I guess you would know a bit about boats huh? You being a Dutch boat yourself and all...

Now hop in your giant clog and paddle out half way across the pond to meet us for your damn tablet.

Knights 2008-12-10 16:49:11

Oh yeah? At least we didn't hand the keys to our country to the Nazis, you Gouda eating pansies.

W-P-S 2008-12-10 16:49:11

dats coz you live too far away
and krauts are too lazy to swim all the way to america

yeh dutchmen can swim all the way to america
in about 7 hours

however
krauts cant

they eat too many fucking bratwurst you see?

notorious 2008-12-10 17:11:22

get raped by a beanpole

W-P-S 2008-12-10 17:11:22

hey u

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