give me a dollar, request something, and imma make you a sketch

but because its so damn cheap, there shall be no refunds, SO BEWAAAAARE

How you pay you ask?
simple, you go to dis place an click the paypal donate button down there

alright?
alright!

ps, check out this new nekrotherium webpage

it looks so much better now:
http://www.nekrotherium.com/

My pc is dead ):
and now these guys are trying to retrieve some data out of it
pretty much everything i worked on the last couple of years is on it

but yeh.. shit happens

In other news, I just made a painting
http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/w-p -s/astarte
It's based on a picture i saw in this big book about middle eastern mythology, the Canaanite chapter.
When I first saw it I stared at it for quite a while, quite astonished.
It was a picture that absolutely fascinated me for some reason. It was a carving in stone, a carving of Astarte, the Canaanite counterpart of Ishtar.
I assume that she kind of had the same role as Ishtar, a goddess of both love and war. She also protected the Hierodules, the temple prostitutes. Their role was to have sex with strangers for money, so the strangers could come in contact with the fertility gods and goddesses.

I tried to find the same image on the internet, however, i dont think this photo looks as good as the one in my book: http://freepages.history.rootsweb.ance stry.com/~catshaman/263mon/astarte.JPG

I think it's the primitive beauty and the simple portrayal of the female body that strangely enough still manages to trigger my sexual arousal that fascinates me so very much about this specific imagery.
But I'm pretty sure not many people would have the same feeling while looking at it.

But yeh, I always wanted to do something with it.
Maybe I'll try to do somethin more with it.. it's a fascinating image..

Also, I made a Raffy for Luis' competition. It turned out pretty swell, but I aint showing pictures until the competition is over!

Soooo thats all i had to say

MIGHTY PROKARYOTES RULED THE EARTH
DEVOURING, RAPING, PILLAGING
THE MIGHTY ANCESTORS OF ALL OF TODAY'S ORGANISMS

BUT IN THE LATE ARCHEON EON/EARLY PROTEROZOIC SOME PROKARYOTES DEVELOPPED NUCLEI
EUKARYOTES WERE BORN
SHIT WAS GETTING REAL

BUT NONTHELESS, WE MUST NOT FORGET OUR BRAVE PROKARYOTE WARRIOR ANCESTORS
SO EMBRACE YOUR INNER PROKARYOTE YOU FAGGOT

THE SEEEEAAAA

All stop motion models have a skin made out of fruit toffee btw

http://twitter.com/waspkommandor

LISTEN TO EVERY WORD I SHIT OUT ON THIS TWITTER ACCOUNT OR SUFFOCATE IN GOATSHIT

EDIT:
just kidding fuck twitter

I ALSO WANTED TO SAY THAT I COULD USE A FEMALE ACTRESS
not a voice actress, fuck dat shit
no, I want a female that is willing to have webcam pictures of her face in an animation im working on.
your face will be dumped on a limbless body with gigantic breasts and visible genitals, and it will die.
IF YOU WANT TO BE WITHIN MY ANIMATION JUST TELL ME
preferably a girl/woman over 18
i dont want complaints from your parents or something olo
ALSO in case you havent figured that out by yourself, this isnt exactly a political correct role. In fact, you're pretty much as objectified as possible, literally. I'm just sayin this in case you regret it later or something.

so yeh

FUCKING FAGGOTS

Ok for Sinterklaas (a Dutch holiday) I got a really reALLY neat laptop.
It has windows 7 BITCHESSSS

however, there is one dark and morbid downside...

It has some sort of new version of mspaint which is really photoshop-like.
MsPaint was just an excellent pixel drawing program that didnt have too much extras, but now I'm not even able to find the simple but effective brushes of the classic mspaint!

I know mspaint has had a bad reputation because people who cant draw used it for evil AND because of fancypants faggots who NEED stuff like a smudge tool, but nontheless it is a very valuable and useful tool for a man like me.

So could any of you kind people tell me if it is possible to download an older version of mspaint, and if so, where?

Because it would be a shame if this magnificent laptop isnt able to have such a humble program, which i personally enjoy a lot, on it's noble hard disk drive.

With love, me.

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tadaa