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I've started job hunting again
and for that I need a blistering new showreel.
So that's what I've made!
I tried uploading it to newgrounds but it took forever to upload U,:
I should try it again some time!
Anyway, here it is!
lol clock day, suck my cock day
what really matters is the birth of my beautiful 10/10 self
also, ive been working my dick off on an ANUSBOY: THE MOVIE (tm) trailer and a lot of other neato things
I wish I could keep everyone up to date with the production process more often but workin on a movie is hard fuckan work
especially when it's a kick ass movie
which it will be
now give me prezzies
Hey guys, just wanted to let everyone know that I am still busy with Anusboy: The Movie
I just really suck at keeping people informed about my progress, my bad.
But let's make a deal, for every question you ask me on my tumblr, I will answer with either a gif or a screenshot or something else.
Also, progress is going swell!
I hope it will all be done before 2014!
I just wanted everyone to know that I'm still working my dick off on Anusboy: The Movie.
In fact, to add some transparency to my creation process, here is a stop-motion doll I've been working on non-stop the past few weeks:
And... well.. that's actually all I had to say. Also, I started to use my tumblr, I already made it ages ago but never used it.
Be sure to follow it if you want to be updated about my shenanigans!
That would be all
I just added some gifs from Anusboy the Movie over here:
AND SO IT BEGINS
THE TIME IS NIGH
LIKE A BLIND MAN DWELLING THROUGH THE DESERT YOU WILL NOT KNOW PEACE OR SALVATION
YOU READ THIS NEWSPOST
Okay anyways, I haven't made a newspost in fucking ages.
That's because I've been busy animating for Anusboy: The Movie (tm), and for your information, yes, it's going swell.
I can't say when it will be done, all I can say is that it will still take a long long time.
I'll try to make a new trailer for it sooner or later, to keep you all up to date with my progress.
In other news, I managed to convert some of my best flash movies into youtube compatible movies, and put them on youtube ON A NEW AND EXCITING CHANNEL
Now you can watch my stuff on Newgrounds AND on Youtube at the same time for THE MAXIMUM EXPERIENCE
Try it out!
Why not give it a try?
HERE IS ANUSBOY ON NEWGROUNDS
AND HERE IS ANUSBOY ON YOUTUBE
NOW WATCH THEM BOTH SIMULTANEOUSLY
Double the anus, double the boy!
Doesn't that make you glad to be alive?
I'm sure as fuck it does.
Also, I'm now a member of a band called SUBHUMAN TOILET
Here is our amazing repertoire: http://subhumantoilet.bandcamp.com/
Subhuman Toilet MIGHT do some of the soundtrack of Anusboy: The Movie
If you are interested in donating some music to Anusboy: The Movie, let me know!
But I do have to tell ya, I have no fucking money, so I don't think I could pay you U,:
Well, that's all I got to tell for now.
I hope that clears up some things and what not.
Also, subscribe to my youtube channel and junk, so I can become a scummy worthless youtube millionaire who makes unfunny videoblogs and shit
Thanks for reading, have a nice day, look out for rapists, yeek yeek
OH AND P.S.
There are still plenty of Anusboy t-shirts available in the newgrounds store!
If you wanna look fashionable and support a good cause, go buy one of them!
Also I'm working hard on Anusboy: The Movie.
I promise it will be done in 2012!
I already made a more precise deadline but I don't want to share it publicly because I'm afraid I'd get lynched if I fuck up and miss it.
Things go faster when you have a deadline.
And that's it I guess
I made a new short:
I needed a bit of a side project besides Anusboy the Movie.
It took less than a week to make.
Hope you'll enjoy it
it has a fucking ferret in it
Last Tuesday someone broke into my apartment while I was away. He destroyed my lock with a screwdriver, got in, stole my laptop, my x-box (no not a 360, the old kind you wouldn't even get 20 bucks for), 3 of my cameras and left.
I don't have a job, I dropped out of art school, I don't have a source of income, I spent weeks sending solicitation letters, trying to get a job, yet some fuck robs me.
I still feel really shitty and paranoid. My home doesn't feel like a home anymore but like a house of cards that can collapse any minute. Sometimes I feel like everything is okay, and I try to laugh at the situation, but sometimes I slip back into paranoia again. I feel like I can't trust the people walking in the street, I turn my head after every little noise, and every time a loud vehicle (like a motorcycle) passes my house it sounds like someone is drilling through the walls.
I just thought I'd share that with you all.
Back in the old days, Yule was about eating deep fried dough balls in order to gain more fat so the she-demon Perchten would not be able to slash your stomach open with her sword.
Sadly, it's now called Christmas and it's no longer dedicated to Asatru lore ):
Anywho, merry Christmas.
I haven't posted or done anything here in AGES.
I have been incredibly busy with Anusboy: The Movie, and it's going incredibly well.
I'm in fact planning to do another crowdfunding campaign for it on indiegogo, and I hope it will be more successful than the last time.
I'm pretty sure that a lot of people were starting to wonder if I was still busy with Anusboy: The Movie because I haven't regularly posted updates and stuff. But that's because I suck at keeping people up to date with my projects Y:
So yeh, have a happy kwanzaa.
There are less than 10 days left to donate to my indiegogo project:
Now I know it's unrealistic to achieve the intended goal, but it would be cool if we could atleast get the number to be 1000.
That would be a nice round number
In retrospect I think I shouldn't have asked for so much money. Before I started the indiegogo thing I haven't done much on the actual project, but as soon as I got busy with it I realized that I underestimated my abilities and could be able to finish this project with far less time/money.
Also, I'm pretty sure the big amount of money I asked scared off a lot of people and made them think I was trying to scam people into giving me 10,000 dollars.
But hey, this is the first time I tried to raise funding for a project, and it's been a very educative experience. And the money I have so far has bought me a lot of time.
I would like to thank everyone who has donated, and in case I haven't made you an mspaint drawing yet, let me know.
t-shirts are still for sale:
And I COULD show you what I animated so far, BUT I'm afraid that it would spoil too much.
However, I can still show you this iny tiny thing from the movie: http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/b6 2bb10a8348c19366466dd5ae3167b2
ALSO: I'm planning to animate the Fleshmason's disguise as the all seeing eye of God in Stop-Motion, and using fruit toffee and other candy like materials.
So I am hereby confirming that there WILL be stop motion in this movie.
And perhaps there will be even more.
AAAAALSSSOOOOO: if you want to support the project, but don't have any money, you could help me by taking photographs of food and donating them to the project.
I will be using photographic textures of food a lot in this movie, especially meat and candy.
If you got any nice landscape photos you've made yourself, then you're also more than welcome to send me those.
If your photos are any use to me, I'll put your name in the credits.
Thanks for reading!