Funkchiken 2007-11-11 03:23:54

MagicalRainbowPedophile1 is the best thing in existence

kisame 2007-11-12 12:39:08

Kappa are mischievous troublemakers. Their pranks range from the relatively innocent, such as loudly passing gas or looking up women's kimonos, to the more troublesome, such as stealing crops, kidnapping children, or raping women. In fact, small children are one of the gluttonous kappa's favorite meals, though they will eat adults as well. They feed on these hapless victims by sucking out the shirikodama (%u5C3B%u5B50%u7389, shirikodama?)[1] (or entrails, blood, liver, or "life force", depending on the legend) through the anus. Even today, signs warning about kappa appear by bodies of water in some Japanese towns and villages. Kappa are also said to be afraid of fire, and some villages hold fireworks festivals each year to scare the spirits away.

Kappa are not entirely antagonistic to mankind, however. They are curious of human civilization, and they can understand and speak Japanese. They thus sometimes challenge those they encounter to various tests of skill, such as shogi or sumo wrestling. They may even befriend human beings in exchange for gifts and offerings, especially cucumbers, the only food kappa are known to enjoy more than human children. Japanese parents sometimes write the names of their children (or themselves) on cucumbers and toss them into kappa-infested waters in order to mollify the creatures and allow the family to bathe. There is even a kind of cucumber-filled sushi roll named for the kappa, the kappamaki.

Once befriended, kappa have been known to perform any number of tasks for human beings, such as helping farmers irrigate their land. They are also highly knowledgeable of medicine, and legend states that they taught the art of bone setting to mankind. Due to these benevolent aspects, some shrines are dedicated to the worship of particularly helpful kappa. Kappa may also be tricked into helping people. Their deep sense of decorum will not allow them to break an oath, for example, so if a human being can dupe a kappa into promising to help him, the kappa has no choice but to follow through.

ngmastah 2007-11-12 15:30:46

Iam doing hitleriffic thank you very much.

Funkchiken 2007-11-12 18:38:20

You know, if you save 16818_guiuighuguigu.JPG to your computer and flip it horizontally, that swastika is backwards.

Catoblepas 2007-11-14 12:46:54

Seen the thwead alweady?

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Daniel-M 2007-11-17 15:47:12

i am fucking great

HardcoreEmoGothRebel 2007-11-18 14:45:10

KAPPA ARE MISCHIEVOUS LITTLE TROUBLEMAKERS. THEIR PRANKS RANGE FROM INNOCENT THINGS LIKE FARTING, TO SLIGHTLY LESS INNOCENT THINGS SUCH AS RAPING WOMEN AND EATING CHILDREN.

Sinitron 2007-11-18 16:43:14

murderous rampage

MrNumberTwo 2007-11-19 17:55:42

Scat faggot get out you GYA

Crash-and-burn31 2007-11-23 01:26:42

HAVING FUN WITH THE CAPS LOCK THERE WALLY

Joeypwnsjoo 2007-11-24 21:05:29

CAPS LOCK SHURE IS FUN YEP YEP!