20 years ago - by W-P-S

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Waldemar Schuur @W-P-S

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20 years ago

Posted by W-P-S - August 13th, 2009

A CHILD WAS BORN OUT OF FIRE AND ANGER
his skin was made of iron and asbestos
karbon monoxide came out of his twelve maws, who were armed with obsidian teeth
out of his finger tips came rivers of holy blue blood
the holy nation Zion was built on his foreskin
all worshipped and praised this miraculous being

AND HERE IT STANDS BEFORE YOU
WRITING SHIT IN HIS NEWGROUNDS JOURNAL
motherfucker august the 15th is my birthday

but

yeh ill be at home then so i wont have a computer so I HAVE TO WRITE THIS TODAY bitchz

so uh i got MY OWN CRIB BITCHES in ROTTERDAM
FUC U

now i have my own special place to experience horrific internet adventures

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also i watched some FANTASTIC MOVIES including this one:

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BEST MOVIE EVER MOTHERFUCKER
you MUST WATCH OILY MANIAC NOW
IT IS
SO
FUCKING GREAT
ITS FULL OF RAPE AND ASIANS
CHECK IT OUT

also i got the most fantastic couch at ikea it is such a great fucking couch damn it man i love this couch holy shit shit shit damn

20 years ago

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SupaMarioFan 2009-08-13 16:37:49

michael

SupaMarioFan 2009-08-13 16:37:58

miiiiiiiiiiiiiichael

FrozenFire 2009-08-13 16:40:47

Noobs like me don't have birthdays.. we don't celebrate each year we manage to survive.

W-P-S 2009-08-13 16:40:47

the existance of such a glorious beast like myself should not be celebrated annualy but daily

SupaMarioFan 2009-08-13 16:50:12

honey i`m home

Lexx21 2009-08-13 17:03:24

I like Pie

Xipetotec 2009-08-13 17:22:15

And THEN you woke up.

Fawx 2009-08-13 17:26:36

u spmr i cnt beliv u can frnt pg postt g2h.,,

Wazao 2009-08-13 17:56:27

Do you have a birthday?!?! If u got another one, can u lend it to me? I lost it in my other pants....

Sausau 2009-08-13 18:06:32

Les Paul has died today you know

NoodleCreme 2009-08-13 18:55:44

My father buys me a brand new, shiny, 1st place trophy each and every year for my birthday.

MrScriblam 2009-08-13 19:03:33

dis iz u
<a href="http://wiiporter.deviantart.com/art/happy-birthday-wally-133268522">http://wiiporter.deviantart.com/art/h appy-birthday-wally-133268522</a>

JSeed 2009-08-13 19:12:16

hapy birthda

StagBeetle 2009-08-13 21:17:19

fck clockday we should all make wps movies

W-P-S 2009-08-13 21:17:19

dam str8

LordZeebmork 2009-08-14 01:15:12

suck ten thousand dicks august 15 is mozz day now

LordZeebmork 2009-08-14 01:16:13

just like every other day

W-P-S 2009-08-14 01:16:13

FUCK YOU

Kajenx 2009-08-14 03:26:15

I have an Oily Maniac.

...

cwutididthar?

deevvon 2009-08-14 04:19:46

You're fuckin' old.

Luis 2009-08-14 07:57:29

which one is you in the photo?

BizarroJoe 2009-08-14 13:37:26

Dammit man, HAPPY MUTHAFUKIN' BURDAI!!!!11
I'll take note of this very much significant date so the next time I can have something prepared for you. Probably a hermaprodrite holocaust orgy.

Kavinel 2009-08-15 00:34:13

happy birthday;