Age 34, Male
Rotterdam
Joined on 4/16/06
I have some important questions that will destroy my life and end my career due to alcoholism if you don't answer them:
1. Did you have a plan for Madness day this year?
2. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego right this second?
--and lastly--
3. When is a door not a door?
1. no because I don't really give a shit about madness
2. i'll never tell the cops where the body is hidden
3.when it's not a door
Have you ever had anal sex?
only with mules
hey can you co-author me on anusboy II I really liked it
fuc u
Would you like to have a beautiful lady-friend?
Sure would make my life easier
but yeh
YOU CANT HURRY LOVE
NO YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO WAIT
whats your fav dr seuss book
tbh dr seuss isnt really that well known here in the Netherlands.
However, I did read Green Eggs and Ham, which was nice!!!
Do you think traditional hand drawn animation will ever see the light of day again in western society? Also, what do you think of traditional animation being aided with computers?
If you mean long and popular hand-drawn cartoons like snow white and stuff then I wouldn't know, but there are still some animators who animate on real paper etc. There always will be folk doing that, perhaps not the most famous of folk but still folk.
And I don't really have an opinion on traditional animation being aided with computers, it really depends on what the animation looks like!
What came first: You or Your first lay?
I'll miss the furby, but I love the new buttons.
Also,
If you could pick one person in the world to dissect a dolphin with, who would it be? And which bit of the dolphin would you keep as memorabilia of the occasion?
ZALMOXIS
THE JAWBONE
Remember this review?
Worst piece of sh*t i have ever seen.... and i've seen fat_badger....
Your graphics were like a baby scribbled,
Your Style anyone can talk trash, but I mean come on... ur's didn't even say anything... it was like a review that just says U SUCK.... and no reasoning behind it... if your gona burn something burn it good... and use your voice... like me..... talkin about voices
Your Sound was annoying and gayer then that which is truly foamy. He actually speaks, and u just distort... u stupid piece.... (srry i like foamies opinions okay?)
Your violence.... okay there was a little violence...
Your Interactivity... sometimes i give this area extra points... for whether I just liked it or it annoyed me... THIS ANNOYED ME!!! not cool.... nothing i can remember was worth my time... or yours in making it!
Your Humours was bland... and not deep... anyone can make art into nothing... give me art and i'll throw it.... is that humourous... ONLY if you threw it right and it was terrible art...
Isn't all i just said common sense! Well.... yes.... SO USE IT FOR ONCE!
Im not gona write anymore... because i'm getting to pissed off and your kind... u stupid..... no.... i have to stop.....but so do u!!!
PEACE OFF
Good times, huh?
teh
1. what is your favorite piece of literature
2. do you believe in life after death
3. what is your favorite ancient egyptian god/goddess
4. how many dicks do you have in your possession
1. some of my favorite pieces of literature include: "Yoko's Anniversary" and "The Island of Dr. Moreau". Next to that I really love mythological epics like the Kalevala and Gilgamesh.
2. I think the corporeal world is already complex enough, it would highly surprise me if there would spiritual worlds or spiritual entities..
3. I haven't read much about ancient Egypt mythology, but from what I've read I think I like Atum the most, because he gave birth to the gods and goddesses by jacking off, atleast, according to the cult of heliopolis.
4. enough to violate the world
Where would you like the dissection to be held?
What would you do with the jawbone?
What would you wear on the occasion?
What would you use to dissect the dolphin?
If Zalmoxis attempted to solicit sex from you, would you turn him down, allow him to have his way, or toy with him for a bit?
Would you eat a part of the dolphin, and if so how would it be prepared?
Do you feed through your mouth or by other means?
How many legs do you like best on a woman?
What's that behind you?
Where am I?
How do you like your coffee?
1. in a carboniferous swamp
2. crush people's skull with it
3. nothing special
4. hammers
5. ZALMOXIS IS PURE
6. grilled
7. every hole in my body might replace the function of my oral cavity, even the holes through which i sweat
8. These
9. questions
10. really
11. suck.
12. Why
13. the
14. hell
15. am
16. I
17. answering
18. them?
19. Fuck
20. this
21. shit.
why is there a hole in a polo..?
what's the point..?
thx..!!
Using the information you have supplied I have drawn a picture of you with Zalmoxis dissecting a dolphin with hammers in a carboniferous swamp. It's in the art portal with the tag 'Zalmoxis' if you want to check it out.
Also what was the first thing you licked that you probably shouldn't have?
holy shit
im a centaur
nice
i cant comment on the original work but it is lovely, good job!
will you make another blek koffi?
well no
Yeah, why don't you make a comic or animation about why holland rules and belgium drools? although i live in belgium, i stilll like holland a lot more.
i made one long ago but it sucked
What music are you using in your "kkioumuyr5teeba5v46754n59" showreel? Mainly the rock song.
AsSureAsEggsIsEggs
Hello. My question is as follows; if mankind was created in the image of god, then why would this theistic overlord create primates, animals who clearly looks allot like human beings, ergo god? Is this because primates are also created in the image of god, but only being less sophisticated? Or is this a proof for the non-existence of god?
That brings me to yet another question; theistic individuals claims that without the existence of a god there can not be morals, because god is the creator and personification of moral. Thus all nontheistic people would the immoral. But most non theists are in fact good people, few of them go out killing people just because they aren't theistic. Most people would say that nontheists are moral because of the sake of being good rather than following the rules of a father figure. That brings up the following paradox, is it possible to be moral when the reason for being moral is to get a post-death reward/avoid a post-death punishment?
Regards, Margaret Thatcher
W-P-S
because abrahamism is ass