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Posted by W-P-S - June 21st, 2010


so i was trollin some jugallos a few seconds ago
on imvu
im muckdysick

Guest_lilDog86 has joined the chat
muckdysick: hey babe
muckdysick: nice tits
Guest_lilDog86: what
muckdysick: you heard me sugatits
muckdysick: suga titties
muckdysick: love yo make up
muckdysick: it makes you look like a whore
muckdysick: wanna fuck?
Guest_lilDog86: dude im a dude
muckdysick: dont be playin tricks on me woman
Guest_juggalette8767 has joined the chat
Guest_juggalette8767: hey man who you thank you are talking to my man like that
muckdysick: holy shit who are you
muckdysick: get out of my house
Guest_juggalette8767: this is my mans house bitch
muckdysick: where is he?
Guest_lilDog86: right here
muckdysick: dont be silly
muckdysick: you a woman
muckdysick: im in a swimmin pool
Guest_juggalette8767: lildog is not a woman i know i fuck him every night
muckdysick: woah u a lesbian?
muckdysick: nic
muckdysick: im on a lion
Guest_lilDog86: do i look like a chick
muckdysick: sure do
Guest_juggalette8767: your a dumb ass
Guest_juggalette8767: for thinking that
muckdysick: why would you say dat to your girlfriend?
muckdysick: callin her a dumb ass
muckdysick: talk about relationship problems
Guest_juggalette8767: im callin you a dumbass muck
muckdysick: wow first you call your gilfriend a dumbass and now you call me a dumbass
Guest_juggalette8767: whatever
Guest_lilDog86: dude get glasses if u think im a girl
muckdysick: what, u attracted by men with glasses?
Guest_juggalette8767: dude get the fuck out of my house and dont ever talk to my man again unless you have some fuckin since
muckdysick: since?
muckdysick: you mean sense
muckdysick: since is something diffirent
Guest_juggalette8767: dont fuckin correct me im from the fuckin hood
muckdysick: and im from the fucking congo
muckdysick: raised as a childsoldier
Guest_lilDog86: realy
muckdysick: ye man they taught me how to use an ak47 when i was 5
Guest_lilDog86: so i am a man now
muckdysick: you turned into a man?
muckdysick: dam dat must be expensive surgery
Guest_lilDog86: your funny
Guest_juggalette8767: im geting pissed baby
Guest_lilDog86: i know
muckdysick: what, they pissin on you?
muckdysick: gross
Guest_lilDog86: dude i aint laphen any more
muckdysick: dude i aint laptop any more
Guest_lilDog86: what is the point of this chat
muckdysick: i dunno, i just ended up here
Guest_juggalette8767: ya really
Guest_juggalette8767: dude dont know shit about us
muckdysick: and you dont know shit about me
muckdysick: your point?
Guest_lilDog86: man is respect tomuch to ask
muckdysick: you gotta deserve respect
muckdysick: not just expect it to be given to ya
Guest_lilDog86: you came in disrespectin me
muckdysick: hell ye
Guest_juggalette8767: why
muckdysick: i respect nothin
muckdysick: im a machine of hatred
Guest_lilDog86: then you will be alone 4 a long time
Guest_juggalette8767: well take your hatred somewhere else to someone who cares
muckdysick: why should i?
muckdysick: i got aaaaaall the time in the world
muckdysick: spreading my hatred slowly to random people i dont know
muckdysick: and mailing it to them in tiny packages
muckdysick: so theyd go to their mailbox
muckdysick: and open the package
muckdysick: and be like
muckdysick: oh fuck
muckdysick: its a package of hatred
Guest_lilDog86: i hate nothin or no one
Guest_juggalette8767: you cant do that to us b/c we know better and we have all the respect from everyone that we know
muckdysick: i can do whatever i want
muckdysick: i live in the free world now
muckdysick: it was hard escaping from congo
Guest_juggalette8767: nothing is free
muckdysick: except for me
Guest_lilDog86: dude you dont inpress me
muckdysick: im not aiming to do so
muckdysick: im just saying random shit and you people care enough to answer
muckdysick: woah da house changed
Guest_juggalette8767: i love changing houses lol
Guest_lilDog86: man we aer here to make friends
muckdysick: and im here to eat scones
muckdysick: scones are nice
muckdysick: poof
Guest_juggalette8767: baby lets get out of here i got beter shit to do than talk and listen to this dick sucker
Guest_lilDog86: ok
muckdysick: yeh man i dont wanna listen to dis dick sucker no more
muckdysick: he cant rap worth jackshit
Guest_juggalette8767: he's messing with the wrong juggalette
Guest_lilDog86: i know
muckdysick: i thought you guys were leaving?
Guest_lilDog86: get out my house
muckdysick: why?
Guest_lilDog86: cuz you are not welcome here
muckdysick: you got to ask it nicely
Guest_juggalette8767: you are a noob
muckdysick: you're the ones who are easy to mess with
muckdysick: lol
Guest_lilDog86: no i dont you dont diserve nicely now go
muckdysick: i dont really see the issue here
muckdysick: you can just close the window
muckdysick: and reinvite each other
muckdysick: and ill be gone
muckdysick: but since you dont do that i just assume you like having me around
Guest_juggalette8767: no we just dont want to do all that clicking
muckdysick: well, your problem then
muckdysick: woah did you just try to rape me?
Guest_juggalette8767 has left the chat
Guest_lilDog86: no i did not
muckdysick: sure you did
muckdysick: dont deny it
muckdysick: btw your jugalette left
Guest_lilDog86: yep
muckdysick: probably didnt want to get raped
muckdysick: seriously why do you rape people?
Guest_lilDog86: excuse me
muckdysick: you said you dont hate anybody
muckdysick: and then you try to rape me
Guest_lilDog86: what the hell is your deal
muckdysick: im magical
muckdysick: WTF ARE YOU DOING
muckdysick: STOP TOUCHING ME
muckdysick: LET ME GO
muckdysick: thank god
muckdysick: jesus
muckdysick: what the fuck is your problem?
muckdysick: touching my pure and magnificent body like that
muckdysick: LET ME GO
muckdysick: YOU RAPIST
muckdysick: DONT TOPUCH ME
muckdysick: WHAT THE FUCK
Guest_lilDog86: u got problems u sick freek
muckdysick: *freak
muckdysick: it's "freak"
muckdysick: not "freek"
muckdysick: and im not the one touching random strangers
muckdysick: like a rapist
Guest_juggalette8767 has joined the chat
muckdysick: i thought you left
Guest_juggalette8767: wel im back
muckdysick: welcome back to my house
Guest_juggalette8767: i read what you wrote to my man
Guest_lilDog86: its my house
muckdysick: and i read kafka
muckdysick: i recommend it to everyone
Guest_juggalette8767: i read romance books and spell books
muckdysick: boooooring
muckdysick: i already know how to spell
Guest_juggalette8767: being a wiccan isnt boring
muckdysick: i dont need to read books about it
muckdysick: it is boring compared to voodoo
muckdysick: voodoo is awesome
Guest_lilDog86: voodoo will Juggalo's are all about respect
Guest_juggalette8767: you cant compare voodoo to wiccan spells
muckdysick: because they're too awesome
Guest_juggalette8767: no there are all the same kind of spells
muckdysick: they sure arent
muckdysick: because voodoo is more awesome
Guest_juggalette8767: yes they are i read on it
muckdysick: then wicca stole them from voodoo
Guest_lilDog86: voodoo dont compair to bein a wicked clown
muckdysick: ya because voodoo is better
muckdysick: bieng a jugallo is all about wearing make up and not knowing how magnets work
muckdysick: while voodoo is straight up boss
Guest_lilDog86: no we are family
muckdysick: im not your family
Guest_lilDog86: you aint a juggalo
Guest_lilDog86: u will never be family
muckdysick: because i know how magnets work
Guest_juggalette8767: ok this is JuggaletteScath you can look me up. i'm Wiccan and trust me you know nothing about me nor my religion
muckdysick: your religion was popularised around 1954 by Gerald Gardner
muckdysick: He was a retired British civil servant
Guest_juggalette8767: wrong
muckdysick: it is about the horned god and the triple goddess
Guest_juggalette8767: ok im back
Guest_lilDog86: u know nothin
muckdysick: thats no way to talk to your girlfriend
Guest_JuggaletteScath has joined the chat
Guest_JuggaletteScath: hi i'm here
muckdysick: wow, you people really care about me
Guest_juggalette8767: nope
Guest_JuggaletteScath: no we really don't you have no idea what you speak about
muckdysick: i thought you didn't care
Guest_JuggaletteScath: why do you speak?
muckdysick: coz im bored
muckdysick: and you people are easy to mess with
muckdysick: nothing more
Guest_lilDog86: how old are you
muckdysick: 20
Guest_lilDog86: then ack 20
muckdysick: ack?
Guest_JuggaletteScath: why are you negative. Are you lonely?
Guest_juggalette8767: act 20
muckdysick: ack ack
Guest_lilDog86: u know what i mean
muckdysick: i do?
Guest_JuggaletteScath: are you with no love?
muckdysick: im a burnin ball of hatred
muckdysick: destroyin all in my path
Guest_JuggaletteScath: then you are alone
Guest_juggalette8767: do you need romance in your life
Guest_JuggaletteScath: you can not destroy what you can not face
muckdysick: i can destroy cans
Guest_JuggaletteScath: that is it?
muckdysick: yeh its pretty cool
Guest_juggalette8767: lol
Guest_juggalette8767: how lame
Guest_JuggaletteScath: you are alone
muckdysick: yeh because im out of cans
muckdysick: i should buy some new ones
Guest_JuggaletteScath: you are weak
muckdysick: compared to what?
Guest_JuggaletteScath: you are weak and sad
Guest_juggalette8767: no what you need to do is find a girl to love and spend your life with that girl
muckdysick: what i need to do is buy more cans
Guest_JuggaletteScath: you are so sorry. i am sorry for you
Guest_JuggaletteScath: goodday
muckdysick: so.. thats what you do all day?
muckdysick: call people sad?
Guest_juggalette8767: dude you need a girl to fuck
muckdysick: must be fun
muckdysick: i need more cans
Guest_juggalette8767: no you need pussy
muckdysick: not at the moment
muckdysick: maybe tomorrow
muckdysick: i already had enough today
Guest_JuggaletteScath has left the chat
Guest_juggalette8767 has left the chat
Guest_lilDog86 has left the chat

EDIT:
here are their profiles
in case you care:

http://avatars.imvu.com/Guest_lilDog86
http://avatars.imvu.com/Guest_juggalet te8767
http://avatars.imvu.com/Guest_Juggalet teScath

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Comments

YES TROLLIN THE FAGGALOZZZZZZZZLOLZ

aaghaahhahahhah

I want to be your friend now, because you are fucking awesome

I just hit a teal deer with my train of thought.

yeh i was thinking about maybe adding paragraphs or chapters

maybe make a book about it

publish it all over the free world

You are so good at this it isn't even funny.

Actually, it is funny. It's fucking hilarious.

well, running into people stupid enough is half the job

seriously, these guys were easy targets and i was lucky enough to bump into them after clicking the random Chat Now! button

thanks fo the info,now i know what is a jugalette..

"dude i'm a dude"

Guest_juggalette8767: no what you need to do is find a girl to love and spend your life with that girl
muckdysick: what i need to do is buy more cans

win

Dude, I have some cans.

awesoooome!

i have to say you and Hulalaoo need to have a troll off

you both are pro at this.

I think hulaloo is a bit less subtle

I lol'd so hard right there, brb i gotta go get more cans.

You are a master of your craft.

Are these comments real? : /

yep

TROLLING NEWBS. 1337 skeelz, man. 1337 skeelz.

Lmfao brilliant

Made my day!
I like magnets :O

FUCKING MAGNETS HOW DO THEY WORK?

dude you're like so totally awesome :O

I end up trolling people on imvu for the lulz. I thought I was the only one until I read this. Your conversation was funny. :D

I love you.

god.... fucking juggalo's are soooo fucking stupid... they make white people look bad... ugh.. its just a fad for retarded fat kids to be socially accepted into a group...
"ooooo noooo noone likes me.. I think i'm gonna paint up like a clown and give meth a try.. then i'll be super awesome!!!!!! I hate my parents..."
anyways.... your a cool dude we should do meth and be clowns together sometime? eh? goodtimes...

Im generally meh about reading trolls... but i gotta admit, the 'congo" thing was funny.

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