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A CHILD WAS BORN OUT OF FIRE AND ANGER
his skin was made of iron and asbestos
karbon monoxide came out of his twelve maws, who were armed with obsidian teeth
out of his finger tips came rivers of holy blue blood
the holy nation Zion was built on his foreskin
all worshipped and praised this miraculous being

AND HERE IT STANDS BEFORE YOU
WRITING SHIT IN HIS NEWGROUNDS JOURNAL
motherfucker august the 15th is my birthday

but

yeh ill be at home then so i wont have a computer so I HAVE TO WRITE THIS TODAY bitchz

so uh i got MY OWN CRIB BITCHES in ROTTERDAM
FUC U

now i have my own special place to experience horrific internet adventures

also i watched some FANTASTIC MOVIES including this one:

BEST MOVIE EVER MOTHERFUCKER
you MUST WATCH OILY MANIAC NOW
IT IS
SO
FUCKING GREAT
ITS FULL OF RAPE AND ASIANS
CHECK IT OUT

also i got the most fantastic couch at ikea it is such a great fucking couch damn it man i love this couch holy shit shit shit damn

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36 Comments

Aug. 13, 2009 | 4:37 PM SupaMarioFan says:

michael

Aug. 13, 2009 | 4:37 PM SupaMarioFan says:

miiiiiiiiiiiiiichael

Aug. 13, 2009 | 4:38 PM Fleek says:

i'am glad 2 hear u hven a good time

hi rgx

Aug. 13, 2009 | 4:39 PM Fleek says:

also haven clockday as your birthday is the gayest thing ever get killed

Aug. 13, 2009 | 4:45 PM W-P-S responds:

acutally 15 august is the most badass day ever dats why the clocks wanted to infest it with their gay shit but IT AINT WORKING ITS STILL THE BEST DAY EVER

FUCK YOU

Aug. 13, 2009 | 4:40 PM FrozenFire says:

Noobs like me don't have birthdays.. we don't celebrate each year we manage to survive.

Aug. 13, 2009 | 4:45 PM W-P-S responds:

the existance of such a glorious beast like myself should not be celebrated annualy but daily

Aug. 13, 2009 | 4:49 PM Fleek says:

i see th error of my way's i am sorry for insult your birth da y

Aug. 13, 2009 | 4:50 PM SupaMarioFan says:

honey i`m home

Aug. 13, 2009 | 5:03 PM Lexx21 says:

I like Pie

Aug. 13, 2009 | 5:22 PM Xipetotec says:

And THEN you woke up.

Aug. 13, 2009 | 5:26 PM Fawx says:

u spmr i cnt beliv u can frnt pg postt g2h.,,

Aug. 13, 2009 | 5:56 PM Wazao says:

Do you have a birthday?!?! If u got another one, can u lend it to me? I lost it in my other pants....

Aug. 13, 2009 | 6:06 PM Sausau says:

Les Paul has died today you know

Aug. 13, 2009 | 6:46 PM CrabPope says:

You Dutch are all crazy.

Aug. 13, 2009 | 6:55 PM NoodleCreme says:

My father buys me a brand new, shiny, 1st place trophy each and every year for my birthday.

Aug. 13, 2009 | 7:03 PM MrScriblam says:

dis iz u
http://wiiporter.deviantart.com/art/h appy-birthday-wally-133268522

Aug. 13, 2009 | 7:12 PM JSeed says:

hapy birthda

Aug. 13, 2009 | 9:17 PM StagBeetle says:

fck clockday we should all make wps movies

Aug. 14, 2009 | 1:57 AM W-P-S responds:

dam str8

Aug. 13, 2009 | 10:31 PM Eammy says:

I emvy you.

Aug. 14, 2009 | 1:15 AM LordZeebmork says:

suck ten thousand dicks august 15 is mozz day now

Aug. 14, 2009 | 1:16 AM LordZeebmork says:

just like every other day

Aug. 14, 2009 | 1:58 AM W-P-S responds:

FUCK YOU

Aug. 14, 2009 | 3:26 AM Kajenx says:

I have an Oily Maniac.

...

cwutididthar?

Aug. 14, 2009 | 4:19 AM deevvon says:

You're fuckin' old.

Aug. 14, 2009 | 7:57 AM Luis says:

which one is you in the photo?

Aug. 14, 2009 | 1:37 PM BizarroJoe says:

Dammit man, HAPPY MUTHAFUKIN' BURDAI!!!!11
I'll take note of this very much significant date so the next time I can have something prepared for you. Probably a hermaprodrite holocaust orgy.

Aug. 14, 2009 | 8:18 PM NewShape says:

U living on ur own right now? Happy birthday

Aug. 15, 2009 | 12:34 AM Kavinel says:

happy birthday;

Aug. 15, 2009 | 8:55 PM TheAngryHobo says:

conmemorate the power of the drityflesh fluids and traumatism

Aug. 15, 2009 | 10:32 PM MAYORMCHEESE says:

that bird wants some corpse too!!!

Aug. 16, 2009 | 11:27 PM golfinho says:

(i dont speak english) your art is very good, is a big inspiration for me. metal amputed fat.

Aug. 17, 2009 | 12:04 AM Fleek says:

(i dont speak english)jejw jjj je je

Aug. 17, 2009 | 12:02 PM insan0 says:

Meganeuropsis permiana

Aug. 17, 2009 | 5:05 PM W-P-S responds:

queen of the carboniferous skies

Updated: Aug. 17, 2009, 5:06 PM

Aug. 18, 2009 | 3:22 AM RetardedNINJA666 says:

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY YOU FUCK

Aug. 18, 2009 | 2:13 PM insan0 says:

you say carboniferous yet it clearly says PERMIANA!!!!!!!!!=permian dragonfli biotch
meganeura is still a nic boi but who could forget old pulmonoscorpius

Aug. 19, 2009 | 3:02 AM W-P-S responds:

well i just remembered that there was a giant dragonfly in the carboniferous and i thought it was meganeura but perhaps i confused it with another dragonfly

also i like arthropleura
that motherfucker is motherfucking huge

but i really really like the amphibians back then
those huge ass motherfucking carnivoric salamanders
they are so fuckin badass

Aug. 19, 2009 | 7:33 AM insan0 says:

giant sea scorpion bITCH
those fuckers are great
i wanna see one fight a shark because that would = th fUCKIN BEST FIT EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aug. 20, 2009 | 4:22 PM seolhyun says:

IF I EVER SEE YOU IN ROTTERDAM IM GONNA GET YOU JIZZED BY TRAMPS RIGHT IN OUR ASS, AND POUR LIQUID NITROGEN IN YOUR MOUTH AND THROW YOU RIGHT IN DA MIDDLE OF THE KOOPGOOT AND IF YOU DONT LIKE IT ILL FUCKING THROW YOU IN THE BESTEST PUB AND buy you a drink

Aug. 24, 2009 | 7:08 AM Catoblepas says:

http://fc02.deviantart.com/fs47/i/200 9/203/1/6/Clash_of_the_Titans_AOIDEN_
by_Kyuubi_of_the_Night.jpg

Aug. 24, 2009 | 12:48 PM W-P-S responds:

UNCALLED FOR